Saturday 18 September 2010

Delaware Masturbators March Against O’Donnell

Largest Pro-wanking Demonstration in History

Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.

Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks. Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they’re used to acting alone.”

FULL STORY:
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/09/17/delaware-masturbators-march-against-odonnell/

O’Donnells diatribe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzHcqcXo_NA

2 comments:

  1. Dear Snaggletooth

    This picture is taken from an anti-governmental protest of Iranian Green Movement after the famous Iranian Election in 2010
    And I was personally in this protest where some of our friends were murdered by government.

    Please remove this picture ASAP
    Thank you
    Mehran

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  2. All websites reporting on the O'Donnel protest are carrying that picture Mehran. If I used it in error I apologise. To save any distress the picture has now been changed. Thank you for letting me know.

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